Screaming into the Void
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Calving the Cows
I’ve never known why my dad chose to have calving season in the coldest, snowiest part of the year. He had control over it, he was the one that brought the bulls to the cows in May. I suppose that it was so that the calves had as much time with their mothers before they…
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Greeting Cards for Interesting Times
“Sorry for bringing up that time your peers treated you like a doll” “You spent all day doomscrolling, and this card is meant to remind you to touch grass” “I ate the last piece of cake. This is not an apology” “This is an apology-in-advance card”Inside: “I will be awful” “It seems like God is…
